Monday, October 5, 2009

The Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals

This is pretty amusing. I noted this post today from Bookworm Room via POWIP: The difference between conservatives and liberals.

A few comparisons from the post as follows:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.


Read the whole thing plus the comments. In fact, the comments have some pretty good suggestions for additions. I suspect that many of you unwashed can thing of some more.

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